Raising Hope, 9 p.m., Fox
Last week's episode: Brother husbands. Hide and Seek. MaMaw as a lamp. The guy from Oz and The Closer doing comedy. Bert in the cupboard. That song at the end. GENIUS. Tonight, everyone writes wills and “Maw Maw thinks the house is infested with mongooses.”
The Biggest Loser, 8 p.m., NBC
“Beware the Ides of March!” (Note: This is nothing to do with the Biggest Loser, but I just like shouting that every year on this date, in honor of my very marketable degree in English literature.)
One Born Every Minute, 10 p.m., Lifetime
Life in a maternity ward. Blood. Sweat. Tears. If you like these shows, you’ll love this. If you don’t, don’t watch.