The Voice, 8 p.m., NBC
The middle-aged lady mad crushes on Adam Levine are at a fever pitch, as we continue with the blind auditions. I find myself mesmerized by Xtina’s chest. And her eyelids. How is she able to blink, and then get them back open again? Those lids must weigh 7 pounds each. She makes Liza Minnelli look subtle. Fabulous.
Bethenny Ever After, 9 p.m., Bravo
The new season. I don’t know about you but I don’t care what they say about Skinny Girl margaritas and how “diet” they may or may not be. I adore them.
The E! True Hollywood Story, 8 p.m., E!
Lindsay Lohan. Getting your teeth bleached does not solve your problem, sweetheart.