Dancing with the Stars, Bethenny Ever After, And Baby Will Fall

Dancing with the Stars, 8 p.m., ABC

Really? The wrestler before the hussy? I know she shook her moneymaker till there was no change left in the till, but come on! Although I do love my Louis van DrinkanAmstel. I am not loving these theme nights. Just dance.

Bethenny Ever After, 10 p.m., Bravo

Tonight, “Ethan and Bethenny compete in the “Skating With the Stars” finals; Bethenny goes on tour.” Bethenny, I’m begging you. Eat a sandwich.

And Baby Will Fall, 9 p.m., Lifetime

“A man and his wife become prime suspects when a pregnant woman disappears while attending their yard sale.” Well, how big of a yard sale was it? I mean, maybe she’s in there somewhere and they just can’t find her amidst the piles of stirrup pants and the Fisher-Price toys and the old bed.