Amazing Race, Good Wife, Walking Dead

The Amazing Race, 8 p.m., CBS

Yes!!!! The showgirls and their ridiculous eyelashes are O.U.T. “I hope my daughter is proud of me (sob, sob, boo-hoo). ” Please. She’s 4. Bring her a stuffed animal and she will be thrilled. Tonight, an underwater challenge. This guarantees crying.

The Good Wife, 9 p.m., CBS

I love Alicia’s brother. I wish he would move in with them and just be the nanny. And who is with me that the two Florek kids need to just be packed up and sent off to boarding school? Why do the writers keep struggling with ways to give these kids something to do? We don’t care. We want more Alicia and Will dirty talk. We don’t want Grace and her crisis-of-the-moment.

The Walking Dead, 9 p.m., AMC

Season 2 premiere: “Rick leads the group out of Atlanta; the group is stopped by a threat unlike anything anyone has seen before; the search for someone who has gone missing.”